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Saturday, June 21, 2008

A Fairy Tale

Lady, you wanted something random,
here it is
Please note that I did NOT write this,
and therefore I am not responsible
for any errors within this wonderful tale.
I got it from Daniel who got it from T-Rev etc.
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Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so.
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That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on a divine meal of lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't freakin' think so.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's awful

Unknown said...

i love it! But maybe that's my feminist side leaking out ;)

Pyrolord said...

It rocks my face off!!!! It's awesome!!!

Anonymous said...

It's not exactly a fairy-tale.

Lady of somethin' er 'nother... said...

Oh I love it! Thanks Tony. And, by the way, HS fellowship is on Friday at 7:00 at the Mr. Herb's house. Guys bring a drink (non-alcoholic preferably). No really like a 2liter of coke or some other carbonated beverage. I hope you can come!

Luke Hobbs said...

I'm not sure I think it's funny at all.

Not that it's bad, necessarily. Just doesn't tickle me.

Lady of somethin' er 'nother... said...

Weirdo

Anonymous said...

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOAT ROCKIN JUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pyrolord said...

Thanks for the info, Lady, but I'm not even gonna ask about going.
We've been pretty busy for the past few weeks. PLUS, dad is gone all weekend and we're working on painting, replacing carpet, and rearranging/adding furniture while he's gone. So, yeah, we're pretty busy

Anonymous said...

Lets talk about lawnmowers

Pyrolord said...

What kind? Push-mowers? Ride-mowers? ZTR mowers? Awesome old mowers that you can pop wheelies on?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Most of my lawnmower knowledge is based on those push ones that spit smoke and never work right. They stink. Awesome mowers that look like 4-wheelers are cool!!! Popping wheelies IS an option on those. And playing Xtreme sports. It should be in the olypics

Pyrolord said...

Our push mower works great, and it's at least 10 years old. It's our riding mower that acts like a spoiled brat, always wanting the best blades and belts and such. Stupid Troy-bilt lawnmower...

Emma said...

Troy-built?

Pyrolord said...

No, Troy-bilt. It's a brand.

Emma said...

OH! lol I thought you mean they were built in Troy, like, isn't that in the story about the big horse they made to hide in during a war? No that's the Trojan horse. Nevermind.

Anonymous said...

Aw, you have a bratty lawnmower? We have a bratty hot water heater.

Pyrolord said...

Bratty water heaters can't be good...

Anonymous said...

No. Our showers were freezing last night.

Emma said...

We have a way bratty vacuum cleaner. Does that count?

Anonymous said...

Oh! Hey! Tony! Guess what! I'm 15 years and 10 months old! And you're not!

Pyrolord said...

Here I sit, getting picked on for something I can't change. It doesn't make sense.I was born when I was born, and I'm exactly as old as I'm supposed to be. God has a plan, and in that plan, you're older than me. Why do you want to pick on something that God designed? (I don't know about y'all, but I think that's either a great argument, or a really lame one...);P

Emma said...

Wow if it weren't for the last sentence I'd have thought you were really mad or upset. But, since I guess you're not...
Um...
Hmm...
Well, you see, it's like this...
God also designed my mind, and He designed it to like to tease people (esp. the ones who tease me) therefore, He, knowing that you were a better teaser, allowed me to be born before you, so that I would have something to tease you about. Therefore, if I DON'T tease you about it, I'm going against His will. LOL And anyway, I was born later than I was supposed to be, so I'm actually even older than you than you thought.

Lady of somethin' er 'nother... said...

Emy the Trojan horse thing was the right story.

Emma said...

YAY!!!